Differences between guys and gals

The girls went out last night and here's what transpired:

- a very heated argument that almost started a fist fight or cat fight, as I would put it

- someone having to be driven home because she was puking from drinking to much

- someone swiping another car as they were pulling out of the driveway

From here on out (speaking for the collective husbands in our group) we hereby revoke all female-only parties and social gatherings without male supervision.

When the guys go out, yea, we get loaded and have a great time but there are never fist fights, no one hits anything with their car and no one puke THAT much that they have to be driven home. Most of the time, if regurge is in play, it's the next morning.

Women, can't leave them alone for one second.